Tags, explained

Posted: March 3, 2013 in Uncategorized

-there’s nothting VIP about a VIP tag. you don’t get treated any better then a chump with no tag. you do, however, advertise for free for a freakishly bad sim.
-Model, Pornstar, Superstar, Sexy. without fail, they’ve hit every branch of the ugly tree. and wear outdated clothes.
-Daddy, Dom, Sir, Master, Mistress. Extra large helping of insecurity. title void.
-add one to (lesbian) Mistress. over 99% chance of having a penis.
-slave, submisive, kajira. finders keepers.
-thug, bull, blacktastic. desperatly wishing for a penis thicker then your finger.
-bad boy, bastard, evil. pandering 101. don’t get it? that’s why it works.
-voice verified. got my sister to pass that test.
-[name]’s girl. I think he’s cheating, this might discourage her while I’m here.
-land renter. wanna see my poseballs, er I mean, house?
-Princess, Angel, Cupcake, Brat. daddy used to call me that.
-foreign country. looking for an accent whore because I have no substance.
-Owner. made my first group and don’t know how to change it.


anti flexi crusade

Posted: February 10, 2013 in Uncategorized

stop all flexi objects from flexing! I gain about 10% or so framerate in a roomfull.

Ctrl-Alt-F9  (or Advanced>Rendering Features>Flexible Objects)

I don’t so much mind the small strand intermingled flexi type hair, but forcing it to stop flexing doesn’t kill the style.   Flexi prims won’t disappear with this, they do stop flexing in whatever position they were in when you toggled them off.   if someone was moving violently when you turned it off as AOs are likely to do, their flexis may be oddly hanging,  you will have to do a toggle on and back off when they are in a relaxed position to fix this. unfortunately not for everyone. so you can snicker at the odd appearance or derender or suffer the frame hit.

Drawbacks: it seems that some flexi will refuse to load correctly. kinda looks like mesh did on a non mesh viewer.  toggling flex on then back off puts it right. also, it seems, on logging in the viewer turns it back on. so you will have to keep an eye on it, or an eye on stuff flexing.

Pluses:  easy to spot behind the times avies with their unrendered flexiprims. for a quick derender.

want to try to unflex some of your flex an see if it still looks decent? I did a short hair and it came out ok since it was kinda bedhead and stuff sticking out is not so bad. I did a long coat and it was a disaster. WARNING: make a copy first incase this goes bad, there is no going back. the problem with this method is the prims return to the unflexed position, and designers tend to jack prims out so they drape when you are standing still. you may well end up with a porcupine. or like I did, tuck in a few hair parts and go.

llSetLinkPrimitiveParams( LINK_SET, [PRIM_FLEXIBLE, FALSE,0,0,0,0,0,<0.0,0.0,0.0>] );
llRemoveInventory( llGetScriptName());

this will strip flexibleness from every prim in a linkset. in SL edit a new script, I named mine “deflex linkset”so only the above code is in it.  edit the flex item. drop this script in the last tab contents. it should instantly run and delete itself.

so turning off seeing flex will lower how much you lag and give you easy derender targets. deflexing your gear will lower how much everyone else lags from you. hell, it might be easier if you just go buy mesh stuff.

my hair ARC before 14208, after 9648.

Pants falling down

Posted: January 13, 2013 in Uncategorized


no matter how many times I see this I think… that retard can’t put his pants on.  the plumbers won’t take the fall for this one, this is prison fashion. no belt, so you don’t hang yourself, and who cares if you get the right size pants.  congrats on being a role model.  the amusing explanation I have heard is, that when you are open for anal in jail, to wear your pants down low.  I just have to say, dude, your butt is for dropping a deuce, and now you do look like you have a pantload going on. next time you see this, give them a belt.

You’re some chicks bitch

Posted: January 11, 2013 in Uncategorized

Here’s the SL cookie cutter look.

Typical Look

Typical Look

open jacket/shirt common, topless optional.  jeans, dark pants. torso tattoo. mohawk,  haved, buzzed, or some close variation. [I can’t forget the long flowing hair gay Fabio, harlequin romance novel cover types, my mom loves that look] Europeans tend to add sunglasses, especially indoors, fuck if I know why.

so whats the problem? every fucking guy does it. why? looking cool?, not a chance. it’s for pussy. girls love this look, because they know before they say hi to you, you are already pussy whipped. and these are the guys with, Master, Dom, Daddy, above their heads!  they need a title saying that they are ready to be her bitch. that cunt you put on a leash has got you by the balls. remember the good old days when the girls did the primping to catch a guys eye? from your titles to your clothes, it’s all a dog and pony show begging for a girls attention without showing any substance, but giving away the fact that you will do anything, even dress like half the guys in the room if you can trade that off for attention. begging for attention. some stupid girl might get tricked into falling for it.  give her a little time, she’ll figure it out. or she just likes leading you around by the balls.

I use firestorm [currently 31155]. should be in a similar place in other viewers. to start. you need to open your prefs. graphics.  get the advanced open and check both basic and advanced shaders.  they need to, no, they have to, be on. now light that hits your skin and light that hits your attached mesh, will behave similarly.

this is where it all comes to a screeching halt. 4 million “helpful” websites have told anyone who would listen to turn off shaders to cure everything. to cure lag, rez lag, res times, fix framerates, boost framerates. fix disconnects, fix start walking lag, fix walk-on walking lag. these cure all websites are the heroes of SL. except.  they just fucked up everything you see and how you are supposed to see it.  they poked out both your fucking eyes for the sake of walking around a bit. thanks a lot. by the way, stop walking around. get to a spot and park.

so now you have a chance to tint your stuff and have it stick and be seen right universally. if you are questioned on tint, put a blurb in your profile about shaders and having them on for you to be seen correct if you want. link them to here.  link them to Slink’s description.

fix lag/fps? when you are around people, you are going to lag. complaining about lag is pointless when you want to be where people are. maintaining quality looking avatars and fixing lag is… 1] hardware. faster computer, better graphics, more RAM. even with this option you are still going to lag and have not spectacular framerates, you’ll be able to smoothly cam around without worrying about crashes.  2]software settings. draw distance. there might be some others, this is a terrible option since it degrades your view. 3]derender.  this is the real heroic miracle cure. derender the fuck out of people. I don’t mean some ugly flexi hair, I mean whole avatars. you’ll need your mini-map up because they will still have a green dot so you don’t trample them, or get trampled. start with people with flexi hair and flexi clothes. this frees up your computer from doing all that CPU heavy physics calculation.  derender people you have no interest in seeing or talking to. and…

my club derender priority list: wearing freebies, old flexi hair and clothes, ADHD people who can’t stop wandering around, pole dancers. has a smile/smiler. flip-flops (or flatfoot bare feet, too deep in redneck for me), attached lights (even though I have them off, I can click on bounding boxes and see who is windlight retarded.) slippers or any hipster junk, sunglases [today I saw a guy in a tux, with tails, indoors, with sunglasses, oh, and a demo hair complete with neon green box attached inside his chest that popped out when he moved.  wtf?]

warning!  the one drawback I know of is a bug associated with shaders being on… the old style prim heels that distort a girls foot to fit it to the shape of them (these were a great shoe for stockings/nylons).  or use invisaprims. well there is some artifacting of fleshy bits out of the shoe. maybe a designer will make a foot alpha and that may cure it?  both of my nVidia based machines experience this.  oh, better idea. girls go shoe shopping! or look outdated like this.

this is why you shouldn't wear those old invisaprim shoes.

this is why you shouldn’t wear those old invisaprim shoes.

Shoulder width = hip width X 2?

Posted: December 17, 2012 in Uncategorized
why is it that girls seem to instinctivly know that hips and shoulders are about the same width, and then some guys think that double is good?

why is it that girls seem to instinctivly know that hips and shoulders are about the same width, and then some guys think that double is good?

SL sex

Posted: December 17, 2012 in Uncategorized

the vid title says it all. in SL many guys dress like they are homeless, too many, and most girls can, and do, put together a schoolgirl outfit.